I was driving home to Gananoque with a friend when I noticed this brilliant display of inappropriateness. I actually demanded that she turn around so I could take a picture (the world had to see this). I was also pretty curious to check out this garage sale; the person who came up with this probably had some really interesting stuff to get rid of, right?
Wrong. The garage sale was actually one of the worst I'd seen in town all weekend. Mind you, it was the first one I had gone out of my way to investigate. It's also the first garage sale sign I have ever stood next to with my thumbs up for a picture. That picture is for my eyes only. Sorry boys.
I'm no expert in this field so I apologize if my diagnostic is slightly off... but this is some bad a** guerrilla marketing. The next time you have an event that you want passerbys to see, skip your local dollar store and head to Value Village for your advertising material.
P.S: If any of you were wondering where the top half of this guy was, he was mounted on a fold up card table sporting a fur hat. You can not make this stuff up.